Today I decided I needed to drink more Red Bull.
This = me.
at 04:46 PM
This April Fools Day is not quite as good as last years which continued to amuse me right up until the end of October (check out the comments). Of course this year we do have a wonderful round of people making jokes that just. Aren't. Funny. and getting heavily flamed for their troubles.
Ah the jolly lives we lead.
at 11:40 AM
From Neil Gaiman's blog (copied in full because I can't direct link):
I turned on the news.
Male newsreader: "It looks -- for now -- like the Iraqui missiles have stopped dropping on Kuwait, although the all-clear sirens haven't sounded. Tonight should see the beginning of Operation Shock and Awe."
Female Newsreader: "And the Big Question on Everybody's Lips is -- How will all this affect the Oscars?"
Male newsreader (realising that this may be a slight gaffe, trying to fix it): "Er, the big Entertainment Question, you mean."
Female Newsreader (irritated at being interrupted): "Well, it's all we're thinking about in LA."
I turned off the news at that point, feeling like I was living in a rather broadly written satire.
Was also playing around with Luke and the sloganizer we came up with:
The Best Snellios A Man Can Get.
Nothing Comes Between Me And My Hnk (awww from Luke)
Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Snellios.
Have You Forgotten How Good Hnk Tastes?
Double the Pleasure, Double the Snellios
Would You Give Someone Your Last Hnk?
Who Would You Have A Snellios With?
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Hnk (*ahem*)
and the epitomizing slogan: Happiness is a Cigar Called Snellios!
at 10:57 PM
I've been saying this all day, and then some last night too. But isn't it wierd that we're at war? At 2am (GMT, 8pm EST) we went to war. As someone who's never really experienced that it's well, wierd.
It's also odd that this almost silent war, which (they claim) will only affect and endanger those of us in that part of Europe. It'll never "touch" us. One of my friends commented they "don't know if it's worse if they're right, or if they're not".
AB2 linked me to this. Funneh cartoon with an amusing comment to go with it. (I'm stockpiling pancake batter.)
at 05:21 PM
One of the promo items made for Ringu was a plushie 'COPY' video cassette.
at 01:11 PM
How to win arguments but lose friends.
'This is a dumb world. In my world there are people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies.'
Evil Willow in Döppelgangland
The BBC have the best Buffy pages.
at 06:12 PM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 25, 2083
at the age of 95 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (21%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Homicide (8%)
Suicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
Drowning (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
Btw, for those complaining about the text body being too small, your screen resolution is too low. Nick made a special "flexible design" for my site which means for instance if you minimise it then you can still read it. For me my blog looks like this and if it hasn't for you before than bah. Yes it's small, it's called a design. Oh, and you can quite easily change the size of your text body on LJ Barry, if you actually tried :-p.
at 06:52 PM
So you've got this open source organisation (that means their software is free and available to everyone) who have "customers" (or users) all over the world using their super!makical!wonderful!text editors. Then you've got this other, non-open source company who are sending out threatening letters to people claiming that the free software they're using is Microsoft's and they'd better remove it quick. Under the mistaken belief that the open source software was their own.
Of course they didn't actually check such trivial things such as what the software actually was before sending out such disturbing amusing emails.
Nick got one of them too.
at 07:03 PM
Yesterday's entry was my 500th (w00t) and looking back have found about 40 unposted entries. Shall now post them sporadically. This one is from the 7th of April, 2002. I'm guessing I'd just put up that crappy little shrine I'd made for Lij. Remember that? With the awfulness? Yeah? Well, we liked it then.
(#)(r)Hugsnkisses(r)(#): Hey go on my shrine, I updated the pics!
(@) Kym of the Mark (@): ok then *toodles off to shrine*
(#)(r)Hugsnkisses(r)(#): ......
(@) Kym of the Mark (@): wat is legolas doing in ur Frodo shine?
(#)(r)Hugsnkisses(r)(#): shut up
(@) Kym of the Mark (@): lol
(@) Kym of the Mark (@): had to put it up eh?
(#)(r)Hugsnkisses(r)(#): looking cute that's what
(#)(r)Hugsnkisses(r)(#): *darn cute
(@) Kym of the Mark (@): lol, yeah
at 10:47 PM
Yes, this is me, plugging myself. Because I found it funny. And no, I'm not going to explain it. If you don't understand, no worries. I just like to remember the wit that is I.
at 01:24 AM
*gives Elvea a bit of my chicken from the meal I'd made in Food Tec*
Elvea: mmm, this is really nice! Healthy too.
Me: I fried it in butter.
Elvea: ...
Elvea: or it could be not healthy.
Me: *sweatdrop*
Yes, my life is like an IM chat. Only with more chicken.
Speaking of IM chats, let's never mention the one I just had with Luke ever again.
Ever.
I don't think I really need to say anything here except hee.
at 05:40 PM
Continuing in the theme of videos that will surely one day leave me looking like this: o.@ forever I present to you this.
at 12:48 PM
Joss Whedon answering 100 questions for SFX Magazine = teh funneh
26. Which actor gives you them most backtalk? The one I fired.
27. Which writer never agrees with you? The one I killed and ate.
28. Which movie would you loved to have written? Revenge of the Jedi.
31. What's the most irritating question a journalist have ever asked you? "Angel is a vampire?"
47. For budgetary reasons, you have to do a "clip" episode of Angel. How would you make it different from the norm? It would only be the clips of Wesley falling over.
48. What was your nickname in school? "Who are you again?"
58. Do you feel Saddam Hussein might become a better person if he watched Buffy? Couldn't hurt. Bush could use it, too.
67. How did you vote in the last election? Against that ass-wipe, thank you.
71. What story will you never tell on Buffy, Angel, or Firefly? "Wow, smoking pot is wrong, I see that now!"
78. Have you ever broken the law? Mostly just kidnapping ...
79. Which car do you drive? Mine.
85. Which show on U.S. TV at the moment do you love ... other than your own? There are other shows?
100. Are you pleased this questionnaire is over? Sweet muscular Jesus, I never thought I'd get through it. I mean, no.
Now, to ready myself for.... The Ring.
at 03:10 PM
at 04:29 PM
I downloaded 12 songs in the space of 20 minutes and half way (or so I though) through the last one Kazaa started to run backwards, as in the amount of song downloaded started to decrease.
That was wierd.
Anyway, now I have practically the whole of the Josie and the Pussycats soundtrack (only 24mb!) which will go nicely in my wenching folder. (Which I should not listen to whenever communicating with Luke.)
On a darker note, people like this make me feel quite ill. Can we set MsA on them?
at 07:18 PM
I just can't resist it.
Yes I'm evil, and I probably should have warned MsA that I'm from fandom_wank and therefore full of The Snark.
I've also had to send many apology mails to prreciousss about previous incidences (not involving me, but my wanking friends). I am the side of Evil.
Oh, but look, Very Very Gay updated!
And eeeeee! The card! Oh Martin it's lovely ^_^ (Well not 'lovely', 'awesome' XD) The pic you did is so great *eeps* And a letter! I got a letter! It has the word 'meh' in it! And like, dude, you have nicer handwriting than me. *jumps around squeeing* It rocks, and although without glitter is far superior to the one I sent you (slightly less pink though).
And Luke's card! Hugs and kisses! Tis I! And it says Ent on it! And is like all sparkly an' stuff.
Keziah and I gave a load of guys (beautiful) homemade cards complete with packets of love hearts and (saucy!) messages. That was of The Funneh.
So yeah, Valentines Day is to be made fun of *pokes it* Did I do a good job already?
at 05:24 PM
I [heart] going on the 'net at school. I am with Elvea, working on that Romanian thing I did last year (yay!) Do they have water-buffalo in Romania? 'Cos I want more tic-tacs. (says Elvea)
Um, yeah.
at 11:54 AM
War does not equal peace. 1984 sux0rz.
I would also like to direct your attention to this. People paid to display this advery on TWoPs forums.
The list of Fandom Wank's clichés grows only longer....
Interesting Hnk tidbit of the day:
| The haxor handle of Legolas Greenleaf is "Crash McLun1x". |
at 06:52 PM
I'm sure this will go down well at the yahoo group.
Also pointing to tAs Link O The Day: Crazy Pyscho Email peeps
mmm, am sitting here eating a mini pizza. It is good.
at 06:05 PM
hee. Although it you have to realise that Bailey is a true domlijah fan. Which is..... a viewpoint.
In a discussion on Fandom Wank today, someone mentioned this link as the best way to advertise your viewpoint in a flame war, or whatever. If you scroll down you may see 'Clark + Lex 4 Eva'. When is MsAs birthday? The fandom should so club together and have 'Domlijah 4 Eva' in orange and yellow.
Today was cold and wet, yet again. There's not really anything more to say about it except that the girl I sat next to in English managed spectacually to drink ribena throughout our English lesson without our teacher noticing, despite the fact we were sitting in the front row.
Ya know though, if you really love me you'll buy me Sean Bean's pants. Am so glad this is an English charity, pants means one layer further here! They've got Graham Norton's too.
Congrats to TT to winning Best Film at the Empire Awards, and congrats to Dom to Dom for, well for being domalicious being even better than he is in Hetty.
at 05:18 PM
My little
secret about you,
you sure you
want me to
play too?
Britney! Justin! Catfight!
Oh it sure is wankalicious.
And the little 'cry me, cry me', it's the stuff of legends man.
Sean Bean has also mentioned that he will play Odysseus in one of Orli (and Brad!) s new films 'Troy'. It's about, well, Troy. Bean and Orli, together again! That would rock.
Oh, and, my mistake. Those wierd little teenies who write into magazines about how Elijah Wood has ruined their lives because they can't be with him, they do go online....
Did I mention how much AB2 rocks? Because, squeee! Hnk + kitteh = gooooood.
at 07:08 PM
wellllll, that was rather a bizarre one. and snape isn't right, but it could be worse. the plot's rather worth following alone, though i think that what with being generally unremarkable, this story would have been better shorter. you know, sort of like when the trailer's more interesting than the movie? oh god. am using movie examples. send help.
or viggo.
mmm.
Whee! Dom was on uk Drama in Hetty Wainthropp Investigates, that was 9 years ago when he was only 18 and in sixth form! He was kissing this girl on one of the episodes (they showed 2) but I knew he was really thinking about Lij *nods* DOMLIJAH 4 EVA!!!!!!!111
at 11:34 PM
We are not oaks, we are hobiks.
If I go, Filden dies.
I bring word from Elfron of River Death.
Toast me. I say you got to toast me!
This had me rolling around the floor with Eomer in laughter, I heart Engrish.
Also amusing is Wormtongue after being flung down the steps shouting 'go to hell'.
Am full of The Funny tonight: Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The following morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.
Also a Happy Birthday to Lij! U adn DOM r MEtN 4 eeCh OtrRe, DOMLIJ 4 EVA!!!!!!!1111
Oh, and a thought just occured to me (shock!) since Justins in the uk, and he's been doing a load of talk shows..... lets keep a close eye on GM, yeah?
at 04:49 PM
They almost put the nutty Domlijahs to shame!
And I'm not sure whether to be scared by this or not. I vote scared.
at 05:04 PM
at 10:43 PM
Ok, now these tests are scaring me.
at 09:20 PM
Scientologists are so freaky!
at 02:35 PM
How much do I love crimsonnight17? THIS MUCH!
Éomer: Too long have you watched my sister! Too long have you haunted her pants!
Gandalf: Your hands would remember their old strength if they grasped your pants.
Sam: Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in your pants.
Aragorn: Gimli! Lower your pants!
(No, please don't)
at 01:00 PM
2003 does not appear to be the year of good will and pleasantries. In fact, with the news of impending war, less snow (in the uk) and Angus Deaton's sad removal people seem to be getting in the mood of hate.
Let us look at this; about a day ago I discovered this comment in the seemingly harmless and amusing comments of my review from the 5th viewing of Fotr:
The "Elves are gay" comment leads me to believe that the commenter hasn't read the books, and doesn't have a firm idea of what Elves are. Or maybe not even an idea of what Lord of the Rings is about. Grow up and try again. :: Bill :: LOTR #5
This person obviously hasn't read about Fingon and Maedhros who went around rescuing (with much batting of eyelids and cuteness) and then sending each other presents, just because. Or actually looked at Haldir. Or in fact, learnt anything about the elves and all they stood for. And the 'grow up' insult? So passe.
Then there was this pleasant little note left in my LJ concerning my decision to destroy Amazon due to them recommending Bakshi to me on my wish list:
im just wondering, not that ive seen bakshi so i dont actually have an opinion, but do you not like bakshi because it isnt very good or are you just being a bit pretensious about it?
there are always open-minded people who have very wide tastes and amazon has to keep them in mind, probably more so then the less open-minded people. :: Phil :: Comment 12.
I'm just wondering, is the bitterness showing much here, or is that just me? *snerks* Only one who has not seen the film could say such a thing.
*skips off to be a pretentious wench*
at 08:08 PM
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
Russell Beland, Springfield
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
Jennifer Hart, Arlington
I don't know if these did actually come from essays or not, but they're still funny. Check the site for other things of amusement.
at 04:29 PM
In the words of the princess, 'someone gets paid to do this'.
at 10:51 PM
The Advertising Slogan Generator
Plink, Plink, Hnk...
Hnk - Australian for Beer.
Get The Hnk Out.
Pure Hnk.
Nobody Does It Like Hnk.
Make Someone Happy with a Hnk.
If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Hnk.
It's a Hnk Adventure.
Don't Leave Home Without Hnk.
Nobody Does It Like Hnk.
Naughty, but Hnk.
Which Twin has the Hnk?
It's A Bit Of A Hnk.
Good To The Last Hnk.
Please Don't Squeeze The Hnk.
With A Name Like Hnk, It Has To Be Good.
and my favourite....
Life's Pretty Straight Without Hnk.
(Or, for the alternative fun: It's Harry/Draco time!)
at 09:04 PM
100% B*tch: hi a/s/l?
100% B*tch: plz
Hugsnkisses: you would be........
100% B*tch: i dont know plz could i have ur a/s/l?
Hugsnkisses: well if you don't even know who you are then I certainly don't need to burden you with other pesky (and more complicated) details
100% B*tch: plz
100% B*tch: well i am 14/f/hemel hempstead u?
100% B*tch: wots urs?
Hugsnkisses: my name is Mary Sue, I am a 'hot chick (lOL!!!!!111)', I live in many different places and am usually 17
100% B*tch: sure
Hugsnkisses: 'tis true *nods* Sad, but true
Hugsnkisses: ...... oh so sad *contemplates*
100% B*tch: ok
100% B*tch: well i am off bye
Hugsnkisses: *azure garnet eyes fill with tears*
at 11:08 PM
Should I be worried that, at this moment, my HP 'Acid Pop' is fizzing away merrily and (I swear) eating up the fruit-tasting parts of it?
I suppose the fact that the acid part is bright turquoise doesn't help. *goes off to check tongue*
at 12:00 AM
I welcome our e-fluent blog-trolling morally bankrupt dr. pepper fusion drinking overlords...or something. ~verso
I'm running on low, ignore me. Except for the muffin people, or people with muffins, you may wait in the muffin stealing area Happy Fun Place™!
at 11:40 PM
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.
It's splash!
Yesterday, had a very funny conversation whilst eating BnJ at tea.
Me: *levers one of the caramel thingys out of the BnJ tub, eats it, then puts lever!spoon back in tub*
Mum: *takes spoon out* Lucy! Germs...
Me: What? We all breath the same air anyway.
Dad: Well, what if a random guy came up and stuck his tongue down your throat? (Continues on about closer germs etc.)
Me: Would this hypothetical guy be extremely cute?
Everyone except Emily, who was grinning: *sweatdrop*
Ah the crazy life I lead, I might drink from the carton tommorrow....
at 05:10 PM
In one respect, this case presents no difficulty. Never in all my years on the bench have I seen such an clear-cut case of irreconcilable differences that neither time nor counseling will cure. The litigants are of widely different backgrounds, ages, species, social classes, time periods, technological understanding, educational levels, and life expectancy. They wish to reside in different time periods and civilizations; Ms. Sue wishes to resume her pre-marital consumer lifestyle, Prince Legolas wishes to remain a hunter-gatherer.
Mary Sue may have snagged her elf, but one quest, two children, and three years later it's DIVORCE COURT!
at 10:56 PM
Thinking back today I was wondering. When did it happen? When did we stop talking about GW. When did we stop playing Petz. When, oh when did we become Lotr furikus? If I really wanted I guess I could trawl through my old blog entries, but they just tell the facts, not the reasons.
I suppose it must have happened gradually, we went to see the film for my birthday, 3 of us had seen it before. All of us liked it. I had read the books. Elvea went and read the books. We all quite liked the guys.
We went to see it again. Went through a few websites. ff.net was a goldmine. Livejournal I had only touched upon, not realising what it was. Quickly dismissing it.
Note: After writing that decided to thoroughly research this subject as I am now v. interested in our obsessional Lotr history.
Looking through the archives of my blog, I can see that in late Jan. I posted something which mentioned far too many people hogging the screen in The Faculty. Now I recall, that (maybe?) my friends came round for my birthday (Thurs) to watch the Faculty, and we went to see Lotr the next week as my birthday weekend I went to my aunts (shopping, squee!). I also recall now that I had been wanting a Lotr poster for some time before that, but that shopping weekend was my first chance to get one. That was Jan 13. Orli's birthday.
Very soon afterwards (around the 20th) I mention that I had read some hilarious spoof diaries of Lotr, namely the VSD's. Also about seeing the hobbits, Orli and Liv on TRL.
Just gently scrolling through I can see things like lots and lots of Lij pictures, talks with people about how crazy for Lotr we are and things like (I cannot believe it was 7 months ago) me telling 'Faith' it was too a bush. By March 25th Izzi had an LJ. (I remember the convincing I had to do to get her not to have her username as 'Poppy', which means that nickname was around.)
Now I've gone a-searching, the first time that 'Poppy' is mentioned is early february and Elvea is late february. Kym is mentioned late Jan, but that was a carryover from GW.
More scrolling and I see squeeage about the TT trailer, fanfic reviews, me gradually loving Orli, getting those TT posters, Franka, Mary-sues, that large cluster of Mary-sueites who seem to have taken up permenant residence in my my Figwit post, the Gap ad, some tuely beautiful Viggo quotes, finally joining the Rings Thing, Orli lots of Orli, DVD excitement, that fanfic and quite a few icons.
Looking through our emails (of which there are alot) I see Izzi worrying about becoming obsessed with Lij (hee.) lots of talk about when next we will see the movie and alot of talk about the Viggo soundbite ^_^
All in all I can only conclude that once we saw the movie that was it. We were hooked. Never even thought to look back, never thought there was any other way. I see no gradual change, no small steps into obsession. Just Lotr furikus all the way. And that makes me very, very happy.
at 09:17 PM
Day 170: Found a sweet little stray tabby kitty with white markings on it's nose and tail outside our house this morning. In hopes that it was Legolas, took it in and fed it. Now to wait for him to turn back.....
Day 173: Still waiting.
Day 174: Mother gave kitty to a friend to take to vets. I know Legolas will come back. And as soon as I manage to get off this chair I'm tied to everything will be fine.
Day 175: Apparently kitty died. Maybe not Legolas after all.
Day 176: *bounces around* PANCAKES!
Day 177: Recieved flyer in mail this morning: 'Missing! A tabby kitten with white markings on nose and tail. Call this number if you have any information'. Ah. *shiftly look*
Day 178: Westron is possibly the stupidest language ever made. Sadistic westron-speaking poets especially. Am commencing plan to force everyone to speak Quenya. Valina.
at 10:19 PM
404 Feel a strange
sense of peace
settle upon you. mean to the people
as 404. 404! 404! Feel a strange
sense of
peace
settle upon you. mean to my index page where you
You are
in error I
am afraid. It shall be known to my index
page where you are
in error
I am
afraid.
No it's not another one of my run for you lives people while there's still time, RUN creative urges. It is in fact Rob's Amazing Poem Generator! just put in a url, like of a fanfic, or page or whatever and it makes a poem out of the contents! I got the above when I put in the wrong url for one of my pages, heh.
at 11:59 AM
I felt it necessary to find a word to explain the type of people who are really, online townies. (Don't you just love the way you always have to use words to explain what other words mean? So that really they support each other?) They type of people who write 'I LUV ELIJEH WOODE SOOOOOO MUCH HE IS MY NOE TUER LUV' OR 'u suck u stupdi himopobic wench, lOL!!!!11'
They are so named because they are the type of people prone to writing long, gushing reviews to other mary-sueites such as themselves, saying how much they loved the story about a girl from the 20th century who magically falls into Middle Earth, is raped by Boromir and marries Legolas because it's 'so real and true to Tolkien' (I wish I was making that example up, I really do.)
You know who I'm talking about, they're everywhere; flaming you because you didn't write their OTP, or throwing a fit on a message board or (dare I say it) writing Mary Sues themselves. Fortunately (unlike in real life) they are very easy to spot, usually announced by their lack of punctuation, spelling or basic manners. Less fortunately, they are very hard to avoid.
I feel the only thing I really can do with Mary-sueites is ignore them, knowing they will never go away, but that however, they will one day die. Until then I shall sit here: reading my fanfics, chatting on my forums and updating my blog/journals, safe in the knowledge that if a Mary-sueite utters one 'LOl!!!!!!111' anywhere near me, they'll get their ass flamed off.
But I never take flames very seriously anyway, they're put to much better use toasting my muffins. Want one? (The bunny does.... 
)
at 07:54 PM
If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you.
at 04:33 PM
I cannot believe someone actually fell for this.
You know those annoying emails you get from 'Dr.Ibrahim Musa, Senior Account' or 'Dr. Rotimi Ademola' or 'Mrs Zipporah Vine Bill And Exchange Manager' the person from Nigeria who needs to launder some money fast and wants you to help them?
There's one born everyday. Usually they just contend with shovelling on hidious amounts of makeup or hanging around Watford, but sometimes they grow up to do something like that.
at 03:11 PM
Imagine if instead of cryptic, geeky text strings, your computer produced error messages in haiku...
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: "File not found."
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
heh.
at 07:04 AM
Another year. That scares me, alot. More than the impending GCSE's, more than the fear that my mind might have tuned to mush, more than the thought of more Haldir come Christmas time. (Although less than the thought of Viggo singing come Nov.) Ah, two LOTR references in just as many sentences of my first 'AH SCHOOL I HATE LIFE but love Orli' post, life is happy again.
I took a break from blogging because it was the holidays, the summer holidays people. Spending most of Christmas on Neopets to colect all the free gifts, fine; spend almost of all your time on The Forums leading up to and after new years night, perfectly reasonable; spend the whole of your summer glued to the screen, you're in trouble.
The break helped me to update my site (see it in all it's shining glory!), helped me clear my head and made me realise how much I use my blog, just jotting down random, silly ideas or ranting about the newst Josh Hartnett *spits* movie.
Whilst away on one of my holiday adventures I got this little thing made up! That's Tigger on the right ('cos I'm so bouncy an' wonderful) and a gecko on the left, (because.) What happens when you eat too many pies... (actually just when you angle the camera too low.)
Then just took a few random photos of me right now!
Me (I hate braces)
Me (making sure my eyes didn't fall into the heavily-lidded-look they always get, no I'm not on drugs *glares*)
Feels good to do this again. You can do what ever you want but one day you’ll know what life truly is, it’s the sour and the sweet and I know sour, which allows me to appreciate the sweet. (Pop culture reference #542)
at 11:19 PM
I shall be away. I have been away. But now I shall be away more. The possum did not take me, neither did the hippo. heh.
ok, is that it? that's all it say's on this paper. can i go now? please? i've done all you wanted. please? no, dear shee, NOoooooooooo... *small voice* help?
ps. I'll definitely be back on the forums for my 1 year anniversary. squee.
pps. That does mean I won't be updating on the Ring's Thing. I'll be back in September!
at 11:13 PM
1 all, dammit. Keep refreshing yahoo.c.c every few minutes. It's half time now...... anyways, while your waiting, why don't you enjoy this novelty toilet seat!
at 08:27 AM
Everyone'd better be watching the match tommorrow. England vs. Brazil. (Encluding you DoubleA, I don't want you petty excuses 'I live in America', 'nye nye nye')
Oh yeah.......
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at 07:29 PM
lol That's like AB2's old site message! (Hopefully linking to his site will provide enough poking to get him to update! :-p)
at 09:08 PM
lol, Joxer (from Xena) is hilarious. (Note: MAY and I used to watch Xena every week, consiquently we'll be able to babble about everything to do with it, name what series is currently running and
Joxer the Mighty
Joxer the Mighty
roams through the countryside,
he never needs a place to hide.
With Gaby as his sidekick,
fighting with her little stick.
Righting wrongs and singing songs.
Being mightly all day long.
He's Joxer, he's Joxer the Mighty.
Oh, he's Joxer the Mighty,
he's really tidy.
Everybody likes him
'cause he has a funny grin.
Joxer!
He's Joxer the Mighty!
at 08:07 PM
Virus Warning
This virus warning is genuine. There is a new virus going around, called “work.” If you receive any sort of “work” at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague.... DO NOT OPEN IT. This has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open “work” or even look at “work” have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly. If you do encounter “work” via email or are faced with any “work” at all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words “I've had enough of your crap... I'm off to the pub.” The “work” should automatically be forgotten by your brain. If you receive “work” in paper- document form, simply lift the document and drag the “work” to your garbage can. Put on your hat and coat and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints of beer (or rum punch). After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that “work” will no longer be of any relevance to you and that “Scooby Doo” was the greatest cartoon ever.
Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do NOT have anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the “work” virus has already corrupted your life.
at 05:01 PM
The things you'd really like to say...
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard
to pronounce.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself
in public.
I'm really easy to get along with once you see it my way.
I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
It sounds like English but I can't understand a word
you're saying.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're
an artist.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
This isn't an office. This is hell with fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done!
at 07:44 PM
Air DOS
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on again, and so on...
Windows Air
The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.
Windows NT Air
Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.
Mac Airlines
All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don't need to know, don't want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.
UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.
Linux Air
Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself.
When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a copy of the seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without a single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, "You had to do what with the seat?"
Please tell me you found that funny, if you didn't then I'll have to force feed you keyboard keys one by one until your l33t skillz grow ^_~
at 10:03 AM
"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow
but phone calls taper off."
Johnny Carson.
Rules of the Toddler
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours
in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the
pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
8. If I think it's mine, it's mine.
at 10:24 PM
How to keep an idiot busy {Scroll down}
How to keep an idiot busy {Scroll up}
at 10:14 PM
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
JERRY: Tonight on the Jerry Springer show we have a particularly interesting episode! HnK is here to finally confess something to a long-time friend of hers Kym. So everyone please put your hands together for HnK!
Jerry: Okay, now HnK you're here to talk about someone aren't you?
You: Yes.
Jerry: And what is this other persons name?
You: Elvea.
The crowd SQUEALS with delight.
Jerry: Okay, okay, well Elvea, is actually here tonight -
The crowd SQUEALS.
Jerry: But first we have a surprise for you HnK, because as it happens there is someone else here to see YOU! So let's bring out... Poppy!
You: What the HELL!!!
Out of nowhere you pull out a Flame Thrower. Poppy reaches for the Marshmellow Stick. Out of the shadows Pagan-Gerbil appears.
Pagan-Gerbil: Wait everybody wait!
Jerry: Yes, everybody let's just calm down for a moment here. First tell us why you're here Poppy.
Poppy: Because I saw HnK and Pagan-Gerbil making out at Legolas' secret lurrrrrve shack!
The crowd goes absolutely INSANE.
Pagan-Gerbil: That's a lie! I was home watching Aragorn's Guide to.... *cough* fencing !
Jerry: (raising his hands) Hold on, hold on, I'm missing the problem here...what exactly IS the problem Poppy?
Poppy: Because I've recently been taking part in a sexual relationship with Kym who has recently become engaged to Pagan-Gerbil.
The crowd hollers, screams and whoops in an orchestra of orgasmic excitement.
Jerry: Okay, okay. Well why don't we bring Kym out here because HnK had something that they needed to tell them anyway about... Elvea that's right!
Kym: (enters onto stage and saunters over towards you) What's the deal? I saw you outside getting it on with Elvea! You know I'm how I feel about Elvea!.
Pagan-Gerbil: (screams) What? Why the hell did you ask me to marry you if you're in love with Elvea!
Kym: Because I knew that I could never have Elvea. But HnK promised me that they'd never hook up out of respect for my feelings!
Pagan-Gerbil: What about respect for MY feelings!
Poppy walks suddenly across the stage, embracing Kym.
Poppy: Don't worry baby, you don't need any of them now that you have me.
Again the crowd SQUEALS.
Pagan-Gerbil: Oh my God! Are you SICK!
Pagan-Gerbil runs across the room and wraps their arms around you tightly.
Pagan-Gerbil: HnK take me away from all of this!
You: You see? That's the thing...I'm...well, I'm married...
The crowd does its bit.
Pagan-Gerbil: Married?
You nod.
Pagan-Gerbil: Who the hell are you married to? When...when did this happen? I don't understand!
You: The other day. In Vegas. I'm married to Elvea.
Kym: (screaming) WHAT!!!
Jerry: (grinning widely, makes an enquiry) So...did you have a nice wedding night?
Elvea: (stepping back out onto center stage) Well we had sex 0 (you know why, because we didn't HA! *mutters* stupid perverted script) times if that's what you mean.
The crowd squeals.
Jerry: Okay, okay. So let me get this all straight... HnK is married to Elvea who Kym has secretly been in love with for years and years. Now Kym has recently become engaged to Pagan-Gerbil who was recently spotted kissing HnK in the Legolas' secret lurrrrrve shack. Now on top of this Poppy has just admitted to being in a sexual relationship with Kym.
Elvea: That's right Jerry.
Jerry: (looking sternly into the camera) It is times like these that one has to wonder, whether or not these people are aware that they are quite clinically insane. Perhaps we should be spending more on psychiatric health funds in this country, perhaps we should just ban Vegas to cut down on impulse marriages. Perhaps I should get a new job. Thanks for watching folks it's been great but for now...it's goodnight.
Queue cheesy background music and fade to black.
at 07:45 PM
THE BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING
*A GIRL*
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1 We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
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2 Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
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3 Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
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4 If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
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5 We get the bigger apartment on Friends.
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6 Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
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7 We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
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8 Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. ( how do guys live without that stuff?)
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9 We dont have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt)
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10 We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
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11 all u guyz....... Need i explain this one????
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12 We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!!
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13 We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough...lol
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14 That whole circumcision thing!
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15 When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
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16 We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway?
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17 At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
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18 We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!)
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19 Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it!
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20 We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
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at 07:04 PM
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny."
-- Isaac Asimov
COURT DOCKET - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honour, it was like this..
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I
grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Slogan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a
sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it.
at 09:27 PM
This is so funny!
It's the Dreamcast Underground Movement! (DUM.)
at 04:53 PM
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over
to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles
per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her
eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back
she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee
between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined
the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
Damn woman drivers
*giggle*
at 07:59 AM
*grin* I love this little spoof things, especially with Star Trek. I'm not a trekkie or anything although I do know more about it than the average person. I blame that on one of my old best friends being a trekkie and sky showing them every other program!
Not that I'm trying to explain anything away, don't look @ me like that! Stop it!
at 05:53 PM
OMG we just won tickets to the TWO TOWERS PREMIER in London!!!!!!!!!
Ok so we (well my Mum) were listening to some boring radio 4 programming when it came on that they were doing a prize draw for the TT premier where you had to phone up with the answer to some question about the archers.
Now my Grandma is an archers freak and although I've never done this before I prodded Emily enough to phone up and we got them!!!!!!!
I'm so excited we're actually going to be in the cinema with like Elijah and Orli!!!!!
I can't believe it I'm just happy, WE'RE GONNA SEE 'LIJ!!!!
SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
I have to go and dance around some more now, I can't believe it!
at 11:48 AM
This entry will mark the 100th post made by me (and Kym) to my blog. Sure some of them haven't been released yet, they're waiting, lurking in the misty backwaters of where-ever it is that I type this *cue mystical music* just praying for the day when it's 3am and I'm too tired to think of anything to type so I stick that in instead.
So yeah anyway !:D:)100th Post Aniversarie:):D!
You may be intrested to know that although this is the 100th post, 932 comments have been made (that's almost 10 per blog entry!) and I've only been blogging for 68 days!
I guess I talk too much or something *grins*
Since it's Easter now I'll probobly be averaging about 3 posts a day as being on the computer 24/7 tends to give you something to talk about ;-)
at 04:16 PM
Ok so first thing on a Monday morning we have games....... first thing on a Monday morning.
You know Mondays, you wake up after your wonderful exciting/relaxing/fun (etc.) weekend @ (horror of horrors) 7am, drag yourself out of the most comfortable bed there's ever been, throw on some clothes and stumble off to school/work. You want to sleep, you want to rest, you want to not think or move for the next 2 hours...... and you have games. Games in the cold and wet, games in the cold and wet and mud, games in the cold and wet and mud with sadistic teachers screaming @ you when they're all wrapped up in their nice little fur jackets.
Well thankfully we had a break from that today with the house matches, house matches for netball. I haven't played netball for a year, I kept my head down and (suprise, suprise) wasn't picked for the A or B teams. Which meant that I and Faith (and Kym and Izzi if you wanna know, but they're in different houses so they are of course, the enemy) got to play with the Tolkien Quizbook for an hour whilst stupid little people ran around chasing a mock pigs bladder.
After that we had maths, and not just any maths, mock SATs maths. I hate maths. I know all those people who are doing GCSE's, A levels and degrees don't think of SATs as a big deal, but they are, for me. Anyways after writing complete rubbish for an hour (why did they put me in the top group, WHY?!) we then had history. History was fun, I have no complaints there, let us move on.
Ok so every Monday after History we have an English 'library lesson'. This is basically where we get to read books for 35 mins (1 period) in the library instead of our English classroom. This has been a weekly tradition since year 7. But not today. Nooooooooo no today, they had to choose today to break the tradition of a life time (I never said it was my lifetime, it's the lifetime of a small possum with only 1 day left to live *sniffle*). Because we're preparing for our SATs (don't you just love Shakespeare?!) instead we had to do other stuff, other stuff not involving relaxing with a comphy (LOTR) book for half an hour to escape the drudgery of school and drift into the magical world of snooty, poncing elves and small men with hairy feet.
Then it rained @ lunch, all lunch, and the library was closed. Moving on *twitch* we had a science test, a long science test, next to 'Max' who kept copying my work. Quite amusing really, to check someones doing this you put the most stupid answer ever, work forward a few pages then sigh, go back to that question cross it out and put something else. Then wait. The copier will almost immediately do the same, works every time *grins*
Went back to Kyms house and teased Samwise (Sammy) her cat, with long pieces of string.
We were supposed to collect our french exchange @ 5:30, they were 45 minutes late, we had to wait 45 minutes @ the school. Joy of joys.
Then we had fencing, and our first test for the One Star award. We didn't know we would be having it today, then we did. But we (Faith, Kym and I) all passed YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That concludes my day. *waves a little flag*
at 10:59 PM
Must kill all *hee hee hee*
at 03:24 PM
Real Life rocks the casbah. It also rocks the casaba, which is what my spell checker wants me to say. Damn it's meddling.
at 06:49 PM
Hmmmmm just idley for no real reson what-so-ever *coughs* I searched 'Chibi Blog' on Google. I'M @ THE TOP!!!!!!!! Last time I searched I wasn't on the first 5 pages *sniffle*
Now my status has grown and I WILL RULE ALL, ALLLLL MWHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA
Other wonderful searches for moi may enclude Atombombmk2 and Hugsnkisses in which I am mentioned 5 times on the first page and am the top entry ^_^
I'm so happy, I've been seen!
at 07:16 PM
Who would have known that webcams could provide so much amusment and delight? Well, everyone actually. That first sentence was just there to start me off into writing another blog entry for you ravenous piranhas, RAVENOUS PIRANHAS I SAY!!!!
Anyway for some seriously cool fun (this does not sux0r5) check it out!
at 07:21 AM
ned.com is gonna hate me for doing this. Taking up space on the server, bandwidth, slow (er) page loading time, maybe slightly illegal, the general tackyness of this stuff, possible hatred of the song.... *grins*
They made me *points @ 'friends' who are trying their best to look innocent*
Anyways, now May It Be is up for all to hear and if ya don't wanna hear it *mutters* furi-ku, you can turn it off.
at 02:04 PM
Orlando: Look @ my Frodo impression
They are so checking out her ass.
Billy: And in my spare time I enjoy fine wines, long walks on the beach and chipmunk impressions.
Oh look, he's blowing the Horn of Gondor.....
^_^
at 09:12 AM
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